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<B><U>MONTANA MAX</U>
Montana Max is a bullying, cowardly spoiled rich kid who throws
world-class temper tantrums. Very bossy and abrasive. The kid
you will hate forever. He has the money to do <U>anything</U> he damn
well pleases. He's stupid and greedy, and easy to fleece
by anyone with half a brain. His pastimes include counting
his capital, landscape deforestation, and rabbit stomping.
Monty enjoys cheating in all forms of competition, oppressing
the weak, terrorizing the timid, masterminding hostile takeovers
and watching the compound interest rate climb past twenty
percent. Monty hates fair play, honesty and people who stand
up to him.
He delights in using his vast fortune to bring misery to others,
particularly Buster and Babs. He'll spend any amount of
money to spoil their fun, but most often winds up bankrupting
himself in the process.
Monty is the perfect foil for Buster. The sawed-off bully's
temper is matched only by his greed, and Buster is always
able to bilk some fast bucks out of Monty.
Deep down, Monty is very insecure and sometimes fears no
one likes him. He's right, of course, and occasionally feels
the need to call "Acme Rend-a-Friend." Although he yells
most of the time, sometimes we get glimpses of the real
kid beneath the temper.
He lives in the grandest mansion in Acme Acres. The grounds
include swimming pools, tennis courts, stables and the like.
It's the kind of place that would make Donald Trump envious.
It has signs which read "Poverty Stinks," and "Charity Workers
Will Be Shot."
Monty's goal in life is to bring misery into the life of
happy-go-lucky Buster. He's not particularly fond of anyone in
Acme Acres, for that matter... He thinks Babs is a scatterbrain,
and his only use for Plucky is as a pawn in one of his devious
plots. He thinks Elmyra is a drippy little nerd, but will
occassionally call her into service to help him pester Buster
and Babs. Elmyra loves the attention, figuring her 'boyfriend'
has come around and appreciates her at last.
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QUOTABLES:
"You can't do this to me! I'm rich!"
"Make my day, rabbit!"
"Ask me if I care!"
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MONTANA MAX: Nobody calls Montana Max a mal-
adjusted munchkin and gets away
with it! I'll buy up the ground
under their feet and get them
arrested for trespassing.
(scheming)
That's it! I'll use my
allowance to buy <U>all</U> of Acme
Acres. Nobody has more power
than a landlord!
(maniacal chuckle)
(throwing a tantrum)
Whattaya mean Acme Acres isn't
for sale! I want it, I want it,
I want it! Waaaaaaaaaaah!</B>
<A HREF="p13.gif"><IMG ALT="[Montana Max Picture]" SRC="p13s.gif" BORDER=0></A>
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