SNEEZER
Sneezer is an adorable baby mouse who explodes with horrendously
loud and powerful sneezes. He can blow the leaves off trees,
the stripes off zebras, and topple buildings like dominoes
with one of his mighty blasts.
Sneezer is forever falling victim to strange allergies which
send him on a sneezing binge. His allergies kick in at strange
times in the most unexpected places.
Sneezer relates to everyone older than him as an adult.
He always refers to other characters, as "Mister" or
"Ma'am." He never calls anyone by name, it's always, "Hey,
Mister."
When Sneezer is not sneezing, he's babbling endlessly about
practically nothing... His incessant chatter drives other
characters up the wall. He's an inquisistive mouse with
a million questions.
Sneezer is too naive to immediately recognize danger, so
he often innocently wanders into cat, condor or Elmyra territory.
He must then use the luck of an innocent, his strong sneezes
or the help of stronger characters to survive.
QUOTABLES:
"Bless me! I been sick."
"Anyone got a hankie?"
"I'm 'lergic."
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SNEEZER: (wide-eyed curiosity)
Do you like to climb trees, huh,
do ya? How many trees do you
think there are in these woods?
(frightened)
Why, hello there Mr. Cat. My,
your paw sure is soft. Except
for those claws. I bet you
could really hurt somebody with
those sharp claws, I bet, I do.
And, gosh, look at all those
teeth. (Gulp) That's close
enough, I can see them fine from
here.
(starts sniffing)
I'm 'lergic to kitty cats...
Ah Ah Ah... CHEW!!!
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